Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sex and mathematics?

Sex and mathematics? This is something new. After all, sex - it is something crazy and irrational. Nevertheless, in relation to it is often possible to apply the question, beginning with the words "how much?".

Well, for example.

"How many were there?


In the sense of sexual partners, to use the official language. This sensitive issue tend to ask, for example, gynecologists in district antenatal clinics.

Another category of interest in this topic - men. And not necessarily tactless. By the way, remember the jokes in the spirit of "I'll call you Snow White? - Why? - Because you're my first. - And I'll Boeing. - Why? - You're my 747th. Or: "My dear, how many men have you had? She pauses. After 10 minutes, he asked again: "My dear, you are still offended? - No, I still believe."

Joking aside, but that in reality? Are these questions hurt or strain the women (and men)? Not necessarily. Everything depends on the person, situation, level of relations and much more.

Some women in general, "kill the former, making plastic surgery to restore virginity. Others are adopting the principle of the songs Irina Allegrova "Who we are not the first that we have a second. Others slightly underestimate the amount (if the real figure may understate). Fourth is felled the whole truth-the uterus. And this is a high degree of revelation.

Men tend to behave a little relaxed and easy. However, in our country still preserved stereotypes such as that for men the number of partners - his dignity, and for women, shall we say, not quite. And so the lady, who had, say, to her husband's 5 lovers and honestly told the wife, a little later may face a risk of "recall" by the spouse. Especially in times of conflict. However, there are men endowed with a certain degree of tact and education, which perceive information on the number of "former" own half only as information and do not use it as a weapon.

And in general, is it really so important, how many were there? For love, according to Bella Akhmadulina, this is "the absence of the former." Therefore not always makes sense to discuss.

How long is your act?


Some tell stories about the prodigious number of hours spent in bed. But this is not exactly the duration of the act, and longitude common love preludes, interludes and PostScript. Some reach the pleasure for half an hour, others - just over 15 minutes, and are quite happy with it. In fact, all individually, and moreover, depends on the people themselves, age, situation, type of relationship linking partners. Who, for instance, the very presence in the pleasures of love will be longer? The couple, leading a regular sex life, or a romantic secret lovers, occurring from time to time? In my opinion, the answer is clear.

In general, it is not in the quantity and quality.

How many times?


It is understood, per night and per week. At this point we can say all the same. All individually and depends on the same reasons.

In any case, it is not necessary complexes, if a friend tells how it merges into ecstasy with a partner several times a night, and you have this time during the night is always unique.

Or the friend said that "Kinto all 7 days a week. And you, for example, is reduced to 2.3 episodes.

So what? Incidentally, not so much stable couples living together for several years, are capable of daily sex. And not only in physiology but also in psychology. Dull can be.

How many years?


What is the age of sex, roughly speaking? There's nothing more personal such as age framework. They say that it is too early sexual activity harmful to the immature organism. As for the upper boundary ... Of course, sometimes, as in the joke: "Doctor, I have nothing a woman does not work. - And how old are you? - 80. - Well, what do you want? - Do I have a friend, He tells everyone that achieves great success with women. - Well, and you say, talk, talk!

But in fact, many of flesh retains "his life" to old age. If you're looking at a couple deeply in 60, this does not mean that they do not have a passionate night of love. Recall the artist Pablo Picasso, who before superzrelogo age were young mistress.

How many centimeters?


Question concerning the parameters of manhood. The problem, as a rule, exciting men at a young age. But the problem sometimes does not leave, and in adulthood.

No wonder so often in the newspapers can meet service announcements to increase manhood. Still, as we know, the proposal is dictated by the specific demand.

There is a saying: "that's not the length and diameter. But this is not quite true. It's not the size, but the ability! If we are, of course, is not about pathology ...

Therefore, you should not mourn, if, say, the dignity of a new friend initially seemed visually too modest. Mal valve, but the roads!

Do not be afraid to become too impressive - with a certain skill, and attentiveness can get rid of painful sensations.

Such so simple arithmetic.

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